Good Luck, Have Podcast! (Comedy)

This week, the gang gets corporate. John offers investment advice. Alan and Chris reminisce over educational Spanish telenovelas. Other topics include amnesia, elite singles, and theft.  

Direct download: Episode_41.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:43am EST

Chris flies straight into the sun, achieving great success before his wings of wax burn off. Barce complains about stuff, and John tries to use his early retirement to his dating advantage, sort of. 

Direct download: Episode_39.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:27am EST

After a winter hiatus, the gang is back and ready to date, but mostly just Barce. Other topics include buying stuffing, which dating apps suck, and should you date your physical therapist? 

Direct download: Episode_38.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06am EST

This week, Chris tries to bounce back from failure, Barce is haunted by past decisions, and John can't keep track of his shit. 

Direct download: Episode_37.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:04am EST

This week, Bryan returns to the playing field. Chris lets everybody down. 

Direct download: Episode_36.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:42pm EST

The gang decides on a team name, then they ask James some questions. 

Direct download: Episode_35.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:07am EST

This week, the gang talks about the fate of Leather Jacket Barce. John considers living in a van. Alan has to answer some really difficult questions. 

Direct download: Episode_34.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:38am EST

This week, Chris sells out. Matt is still missing. The gang launches a new venture that will revolutionize online dating. John falls in love with a midwife. 

Direct download: Episode_33.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:57am EST

This week, the gang continues to search for Matt, Alan ponders world domination, and Chris buys too much beer. 

Direct download: Episode_32.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:29pm EST

This episode seriously needs an extra explicit tag, because it gets raunchy. Bryan offers advice to young teens on some of their more complicated sexual encounters, and is also worried about his bad boy status adversely affecting his latest romantic developments. Chris falls in love again. 

Direct download: Episode_31.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:10am EST

The gang gets together to discuss their latest dating progress. James and Chris encounter both encounter something new. 

Direct download: Episode_30.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:51pm EST

Chris experiences failure, while Barce basks in unparalleled success. This week, the gang talks about The Flash, Bill Cosby, Stuck in the Mud pornography, Barce's Chicago adventure, Chris's dance moves, and more in this exciting episode of Good Luck, Have Podcast! 

Direct download: Episode_29.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:46am EST

The gang gets together to do a giant crazy sexy live special celebrating their one year anniversary! Chris makes everyone play his D&D knockoff game, Laid Quest. Please enjoy very special guests Bill and Kasper from Days of Infinite Podcasts, and Sam from Sam's Very Own Podcast. 

Direct download: Year_One_Special.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:44am EST

The gang's all here this week! James shares his expert advice on sending messages on OkCupid. Chris accidentally blows it and has to start over. 

Direct download: Episode_28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:53am EST

In this week, the gang talks about bachelor parties, wookies, and the block chain. James goes on a date. Fun places mentioned include Flying Saucer - Nashville, and Bertuccis - Somewhere in Jersey. 

Direct download: Episode_27.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:04am EST

This week, Chris talks a lot about himself. Alan answers some questions. Fun places mentioned include Lord Hobo - Boston (Cambridge) / Tiny Lounge - Chicago / Ampersand - Chicago / McDonalds - Uh... Bostonish. 

Direct download: Episode_26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:06am EST

This week, Bryan is finally back to update us on his latest dating adventures. Chris gets called up for a one night stand. 

Direct download: Episode_25.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:58am EST

The gang struggles without Bryan for another week, but decides to talk about some of the highlights of dating in their various cities. 

Direct download: Episode_24.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:10pm EST

The gang welcomes its newest permanent member, James! We talk about Taco Bell, second dates, Alan's recent success, and British basketball. Is it too late to drop a March Sillyness joke? 

Direct download: Episode_23.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:55pm EST

This week, the gang is joined by Sally! We help acclimate her back to the modern dating scene with our expert analysis. 

Direct download: Episode_22.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:22pm EST

This week, the gang is joined by Laura! Chris goes on a bad date, but unlocks a new move. Topics discussed include poorly timed flatulence, insecurities, and potential entrepreneurial endeavors. 

Direct download: Episode_21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:05am EST

Episode 20: Friends with Batteries

This week the gang is joined by Amanda (Our new mascot). John almost misses the podcast. Chris introduces a new segment, and also gets a nick name. Bryan gets some overdue attention, and Alan plays guitar. Topics include combining 151 with Tabasco, 9/11, sea food, hibachi, and as the title suggests, batteries. 

Direct download: Episode_20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

Episode 19: The Great Goof

In this jam packed episode of GLHP, the gang uncovers a conspiracy involving a beloved childhood character, argues about whether wingwomen are a good idea, and then uses vowels inappropriately. Chris tries to bait girls on bumble in a honeypot operation, and shares his idea about a sexual wheel of fortune. 

Direct download: Episode_19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:20am EST

Episode 18: Sex Puzzles

This week, the gang gets together to celebrate the new year. Chris poorly attempts to do some accents, and then screws everything up with a girl he likes. Alan tries to woo a lawyer. 

Direct download: Episode_18.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06am EST

Episode 17: Unicorns of the Sea

What happens when Bryan misses an episode? The gang accidentally does an entire segment on narwhals, and then proclaims some new years dating resolutions. Chris explains his life priority 'system', and also goes on a date.

Direct download: Episode_17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:56am EST

Episode 16: Dove Making

While John is in Korea, the rest of the gang gets together to analyze some of Matt's techniques. Bryan experiments with date temperatures; Chris returns to Chicago, but is the girl of his dreams still waiting for him? Find out all that and more on the latest episode of Good Luck, Have Podcast!

Direct download: Episode_16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:50am EST

Episode 15: Diamante Rosa

The gang is joined by Julia. Chris starts to grow concerned about his situation back in Chicago. Bryan learns the importance of hotels. 

Direct download: Episode_15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:00pm EST

Episode 14: Johnny Rubs

The gang gracefully navigates the new political landscape without offending anyone. Bryan has a new adventure, and Chris falls in love. 

Direct download: Episode_14.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:21am EST

Episode 13: Good Luck, Have Podcast?

The gang contemplates the physics behind Altoid containers, explores a new dating app, and most definitely offends a whole bunch of people along the way. Bryan starts to see some success, Chris faces off with Destiny. 

Direct download: Episode_13.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:43am EST

Episode 12: Vice Best Boyfriend 2016

John and Chris spar over contentious dating topics, while Alan moderates. Chris also realizes he might have a "type". Stay tuned after the episode for a special deleted scene. 

Direct download: Episode_12.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:54am EST

Episode 11: Bullseye

Chris goes on a date, but is betrayed by a pack of Altoids. John seeks the advice of the rest of the group on a new romantic interest. 

Direct download: Episode_11.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:36pm EST

Episode 10: General Meow's Chicken

After a string of potential opportunities goes to complete poop, the gang re-evaluates what they could have done better. 

Direct download: Episode_10.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:47pm EST

Episode 9: Downward Doggy Style

Bryan makes the most of real life opportunities, Chris tries to show off his newfound yoga skill set. Wait til the end for a very special bonus clip to mark a very special occasion. 

Direct download: Episode_9.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:38pm EST

Episode 8: #JustDudeStuff

Bryan struggles to plan for a friend's wedding. Chris's love life falls apart. Alan is missing. John talks about a girl he likes. #JustDudeStuff. 

Direct download: Episode_8.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:40pm EST

The gang goes to a mixer.

Outline for today's show:

  1. Pump up music
  2. Intros
  3. Just Spliffin’
  4. Fix outline vandalism
  5. Say what the fucking show is about
  6. Feelings
  7. Message in a Bottle
  8. Star Wars: Anus Hope
  9. Date + Girl Stuff
  10. Mixer Spectacular
  11. Outros
Direct download: Episode_7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:28am EST

The gang struggles with the reality of Barce's new identity. 

Direct download: Episode_6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:35pm EST

The gang works together to write love... "messages" to varying levels of success.  

Direct download: Episode_5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30pm EST

Episode 4: Water Sports

The gang learns the consequences of word choice. 

Direct download: Episode_4.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:15pm EST

Episode 3: Goof Juice

The gang helps John discover something new about himself, and in the process, learn something about themselves too.  They also talk about dolphins. 

Direct download: Episode_3.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03pm EST

After 2 years spent as hermits in the mountains, the gang is back and trained to be the best boyfriends possible. The adventure starts again. 

Direct download: Episode_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:43pm EST

Season 2: Episode 7 "The Puzzle of the Heart"

The gang sits down with special guest, Jen, and ask her the tough questions about picking up women. John gets fashion advice. 

Direct download: GLHP_S02_E07.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:09pm EST

Season 2: Episode 6 "Love is a Battlefield"

The gang is again joined by special guest, Anne! They debate amongst themselves if being in a relationship is really all that great, and if being single is actually a better option. 

Direct download: GLHP_S02_E06.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:08pm EST

Season 2: Episode 5 "Karate Quacks"

The other title was Extreme Profile Makeover "Episode 2". It's basically its own franchise at this point. 

Direct download: GLHP_S02_E05.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:37pm EST

Season 2: Episode 4 "A Caribou Coffee Connection"

The gang volunteers to help the wonderful, innocent world of Craigslist missed connections. They instead learn the dark truth about Caribou Coffee. 

Direct download: GLHP_S02_E04.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:40pm EST

Season 2: Episode 3 "Wedding Soup"

The gang is joined by the lovely Emily. She answers the ultimate question about hitting on waitresses: "Should you hit on waitresses?"

Direct download: GLHP_S02_E03.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:26pm EST

In the Season 2 premiere, we put Jon under the microscope, and Chris travels to England.

Direct download: GLHP_S02_E01.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:23pm EST

The gang takes a brief break from the chuckles and reconsiders their worth to the female world. The real season starts with this episode. 

Direct download: GLHP_S04_E03.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:44am EST

Holy shit, it's hard to believe we're finally back in action. I'd like to thank our literally bakers dozens of fans for bringing us back for another season. We kick things off with a new format and a new member, Alan. Although John doesn't make it this week, Bryan, Chris, and Yasmine still welcome the new guy with mostly open arms. Give him a warm GLHP welcome, and wish him luck on his new journey of love. You can check out his profile here:

If you really like him, send him a message while he's single, ladies! I have a feeling he's going to get picked up fast.

- The GLHP Staff

Direct download: GLHP_S03_E01.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:23pm EST