The gang's all here this week! James shares his expert advice on sending messages on OkCupid. Chris accidentally blows it and has to start over. 

In this week, the gang talks about bachelor parties, wookies, and the block chain. James goes on a date. Fun places mentioned include Flying Saucer - Nashville, and Bertuccis - Somewhere in Jersey. 

This week, Chris talks a lot about himself. Alan answers some questions. Fun places mentioned include Lord Hobo - Boston (Cambridge) / Tiny Lounge - Chicago / Ampersand - Chicago / McDonalds - Uh... Bostonish. 

This week, Bryan is finally back to update us on his latest dating adventures. Chris gets called up for a one night stand. 

The gang struggles without Bryan for another week, but decides to talk about some of the highlights of dating in their various cities. 

The gang welcomes its newest permanent member, James! We talk about Taco Bell, second dates, Alan's recent success, and British basketball. Is it too late to drop a March Sillyness joke? 

This week, the gang is joined by Sally! We help acclimate her back to the modern dating scene with our expert analysis. 

This week, the gang is joined by Laura! Chris goes on a bad date, but unlocks a new move. Topics discussed include poorly timed flatulence, insecurities, and potential entrepreneurial endeavors. 

This week the gang is joined by Amanda (Our new mascot). John almost misses the podcast. Chris introduces a new segment, and also gets a nick name. Bryan gets some overdue attention, and Alan plays guitar. Topics include combining 151 with Tabasco, 9/11, sea food, hibachi, and as the title suggests, batteries. 

In this jam packed episode of GLHP, the gang uncovers a conspiracy involving a beloved childhood character, argues about whether wingwomen are a good idea, and then uses vowels inappropriately. Chris tries to bait girls on bumble in a honeypot operation, and shares his idea about a sexual wheel of fortune.